Thursday, July 13, 2006

CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!



Funny story involving an onstage fight between two strippers who got into in an argument on stage with a third. In the midst of the action, one upped the ante and stabbed another with a broken wine glass, creating a weapon that punctured the woman’s right breast and ruptured her implant.

I love this quote in the article "Justice Deborah A. Satanove was told that the attackers had become perturbed with the stripper’s ‘arrogant demeanor and disposition’."

I got a chuckle over this as I saw a similar scenario during residency where two dancers got into in the dressing room with a nail file. One of them showed up in the trauma bay with about a dozen stab wounds from the nail file, including one of her implants.

3 comments:

Dr. Rob Oliver Jr. said...

I presume she went on to have her implant replaced.

Michelle said...

Just another day at the office..JK.
Thank god that doesn't happen everyday! I haven't read this story until now. I file assault with a deadly weapon charges agaisnt that girl for popping an implant.

Dr. Rob Oliver Jr. said...

I'm sure there were aggrevated assault charges. On a related note I saw someone suing some Canadian police officers for rupturing an implant while arresting someone for drunk & disorderly conduct!