Sunday, October 29, 2006

Leave it to Cleavage: Candidate for Alabama Governor Campaigns on Boobs

Meet Loretta Nall, a Libertarian write-in candidate for governor from down her in Alabama. Ms. Nall is rapidly gaining minor celebrity status for her "unorthodox" political platform and wonderful anecdotes like the one where she and her mother were denied visitation rights to her bother in prision because they weren't weraing panties (click to read).

Her campaign is offering T-shirts and marijuana stash boxes adorned with a photo (see right) of her with a plunging neckline and the words: “More of these boobs.” Below that are pictures of other candidates for governor — including Republican incumbent Bob Riley and Democratic Lt. Gov. Lucy Baxley _ and the words: “And less of these boobs.”

Here's some funny stuff on this from the Men's News Daily blog on this:
Here’s Nall’s official campaign website, where you can learn other tidbits such as her stand on border security, why she doesn’t wear panties, why “not being in jail is cool,” and how much dope you have to smoke before Pauly Shore is funny (it’s a trick question: there isn’t enough on the planet).

The possibilities for additional campaign slogans are endless…

“Alabama’s cups runneth over”

“For a hands-on governor, not just another titular head”

“Tippecanoe and titties too”

“Are you better off than you were two boobs ago?”

“Trick or teat”

“Thanks for the mammaries”

“Give me a trampoline and a push-up bra, or give me death”

“Turn the udder cheek"

1 comment:

TheBeautyBrains said...

Geez, I love libertarians! Too bad they'll never get elected.

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